Crazy Item Attack!

While doing the item making thing (which you can still vote in, by the way), I found THIS hilarious thing. Basically, I need words to fill out this magic item template - Your words will define the item and all of its powers. Take a look through that thread if you want some examples.

For this magic item, I need you to provide me with...

7 nouns
3 verbs
4 adjectives
2 adverbs
4 numbers
A race
A nationality
A class
A class feature
An armour enhancement
An armour
A special material
A creature type
A skill
A spell
A duration


To speed things up, you can do, say, 3 words at a time.

Here is 3 nouns!!

Box Table Chair(s)

race: troglodyte
class: cavalier
number #1: 17

We still need:

4 nouns
3 verbs
4 adjectives
2 adverbs
3 numbers
A nationality
A class feature
An armour enhancement
An armour
A special material
A creature type
A skill
A spell
A duration



Keep 'em coming! Three at a time works, just try not to post twice in a row!

Adjective orange

class feature back stab

duration 7 minutes

special material: mithril!
number #2: -2
spell: Irresistable dance

Nationality Guatemalan
An armor Spiked Battle Slippers
A number 2

number #4: 3d12
skill: swim
armour enchantment: floating

Item's shaping up pretty well now!

We still need:

2 Adverbs
3 verbs
4 nouns
2 adjectives
A creature type (eg plant, vermin, Humanoid(human))
A bonus type (eg armour, sacred, luck)

Bonus Type Circumstance

Creature Type Mermaiden

Adverb Quite Mightily

noun #4: door
noun #5: boat
noun #6: ship

Heh, there's surprisingly good cohesion between these :P

Still need:

1 Adverb
3 verbs
1 noun
2 adjectives

verb #1: swimming
verb #2: flying
verb #3: breathing

last 4 in 1 post?

If the last 4 are in 1 post, here are my suggestions.

Adverb : rather ferouciously (hopefully adverb phrases work)

Noun : sludge

Adjective : Polk-a-dotted

Adjective : stinky

Congratulations, you made an item! And it even makes a surprising amount of sense.


Quite Mightily Swimming Orange Box
Aura Overwhelming Incomprehension; CL 20th
Slot none; Price 666 gp; Weight 50 lbs.

Description
Admired by Guatemalan Cavaliers for its polk-a-dotted tables, these +17 floating mithril spiked battle slippers feature chairs and doors in their design.

-2 times per 7 minutes, Troglodytes with the back stab class feature can cause 2 boats to appear on the armour, causing humanoids with the mermaid subtype to rather ferociously fly.

Additionally, when the wearer is breathing on a Ship, they gain a +3d12 circumstance bonus to swim checks involving stinky sludge while under the effects of Irresistable dance.

Construction
Requirements Craft Magic Arms and Armour, Irresistable dance, creator must have 3d12 ranks in Swim; Cost 333 gp

Wow, such a good item XD
2nd sentence of description so funny.

Oooo, who's next? Hehehe.

Darn, I missed the spell.
I would have added Quibbler's Glacial Encroachment, which is still open for research by the way...

Surprise! Time for a new one! Again since it's sometimes a little slow you can do up to three per post.

I need:

5 Verbs
5 Adjectives
5 Nouns
2 adverbs
3 spells
4 numbers
a name
a creature type (See Ranger's favoured enemy tables)
a bonus type (Sacred, luck, dodge &c)
an wearable item slot type (Body, wrist &c)
an article of clothing
an effect type (Fear, mind-effecting &c)

Quark wrote:Surprise! Time for a new one! Again since it's sometimes a little slow you can do up to three per post.

I need:

5 Verbs
5 Adjectives
5 Nouns
2 adverbs
3 spells
4 numbers
a name
a creature type (See Ranger's favoured enemy tables)
a bonus type (Sacred, luck, dodge &c)
an wearable item slot type (Body, wrist &c)
an article of clothing
an effect type (Fear, mind-effecting &c)

Oh hehe, I don't mind if I do!
2 adjectives "Sticky" "Squishy"
and 1 verb please "jiggle".

Giving this a bump! Hope people spot it again :P